one time my mom sent a text to her friend meaning to tell her that she was eating chicken but chicken autocorrected to children
Scenes from my day.
I’ve been in a mood all day after I saw the anon post from somanybadcustomers regarding shoplifting.
Here’s some points to consider next time you consider shoplifting:
- At no time does shoplifting “stick it to the greedy corporation”
Here’s why: THEY JUST FIND ANOTHER WAY TO GET THE MONEY…
Shoplifters are so goddamn mentally inept, it’s pitiful. Most of the people that shoplift from my store would probably have the money for the shit they’re stealing if they didn’t squander it all on meth, though.
For long you live and high you fly
And smiles you’ll give and tears you’ll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be