Here’s a hep little song from 1959. Little Anthony & The Imperials - “Shimmy Shimmy Ko Ko Bop”. Dig it.
This is the thought pattern of an absolutely horrible mind.
When I saw this hideous ass-sembly of lollipops crawling all over this ass-stablishment:

I called on some lovely ladies from the 1950s, in my brain:

Who then began to sing for me:
Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lolli, lolli …..