In life, there will be moments without food. This horrible tragedy affects people everywhere, but mostly me. It typically occurs when
a) I already ate all the food
or
b) Someone else decided to eat some (WTF, who does that)
If this happens to you, try not to panic. Immediately dispatch someone to fetch you some food and distract yourself as best you can with other activities:
Polish your guitar
Tune your guitar
Now tune your acoustic
Re-tune your guitar, bitch hurry up I’m starving here
If the situation becomes critical, you may have to resort to eating non-food:
Such as bits of paper
Or cymbals (not recommended, trust me on this)
When your rescue food finally arrives:
Ahhhh. That’s better.
Optionally: as a thank-you, you can pose sexily with your food.
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