I just realized that most of the men I admire are dead.

This only appears to be a problem.

"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"

- Woody Allen (via clusterflies-alas)

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FACT OF THE DAY: Most of the laugh tracks you hear on television were recorded in the 1950s, which means a lot of the people you hear laughing are dead.

that is ridiculously eerie.

I’m not sure what’s worse: Bert’s fucking weird face or the fact about the laughs.

(Source: capnskull, via sadeyed-ladyofthelowlands)

No, just no.

whenifindmyself:

whilemagetargentlycriez:

inspectordom:

heykristen-itsthebeatles:

“If I die today, remember me like John Lennon.” - Lil’ Wayne

 

Dear L’il Wayne,

If you die today, I’ll remember you as “some guy whose music I never listened to because it sucked” and continue remembering John Lennon as “Jesus Christ”. This also applies to any situation in which you would die yesterday, tomorrow, or even next Friday (in which case, please take Rebecca Black with you).

(via goodfriendtree)

“Nothing can prepare us for loss, death, and heartbreak. There is no amount of anything that can make it better. We don’t own time so we can’t fast forward it or ask it to come back later when the timing is right…so we ache at our core. We cry and sometimes even scream out in horror of it all.”

xsectumsempra:

-Nikki Sixx. This Is Gonna Hurt

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