This is the thought pattern of an absolutely horrible mind.
When I saw this hideous ass-sembly of lollipops crawling all over this ass-stablishment:

I called on some lovely ladies from the 1950s, in my brain:

Who then began to sing for me:
Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lolli, lolli …..
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OMFG ACURRATE
genius XD
This is just too good to pass up. I’m so glad I know how to properly use a fucking camera.