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I’m laughing so hard, but it’s not funny.
Maybe it’s just his face.

America’s cutest serial killer. Theodore Robert Cowell, “Ted Bundy”

For as fucked up as this guy was, he sure was a fox and a half. Daaaaaaaaamn.

“We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow”
-Ted Bundy

I like a man in a suit. I apologize, and this is my last photo I’ll post of Ted for a while, because it kind of creeps me out a little that I’m fawning over a serial killer.
This really is a beautiful picture. For a serial killer, anyway.

“Serial killers do, on a small scale, what governments do on a large one. They are products of our times and these are bloodthirsty times.” - Richard Ramirez
'Impress her'? I knocked her dead.

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of  history.
She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also  very vain.
One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood  dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.
Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their  throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.
The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing  hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them  over 650  victims, though the number for which they were convicted was  80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.
Ted is touched by your advances.
… He kills me. ;D

Ted Bundy’s handwriting, supposedly exhibiting ‘resentment strokes’.
Graphology, the analysis of handwriting, is useful in a medical or forensic setting [handwriting matching, not profiling]. However, when used as a tool to analyze personality, graphology is a pseudoscience at best, and is about as valid as the Rorschach inkblot test.

Dear [unintelligible],
Christmas, New Years, and the 12 days of Christmas have come and gone. I felt reclusive during the holidays and couldn’t bring myself to send season’s greetings to anyone. So it goes. But I got over it.
So please accept my heart felt thanks for all you have done and […] my wishes that the coming year will give you much Peace and Joy.




"Babies from hell" who will grow up to be foxy men from hell. ;D
Ted is so cheeky.