Hello, my name is Ringo and I have a little red raincoat.
It’s shiny and red with big black buttons.
It keeps me warm and dry as I play my drums.
My friends don’t have shiny red raincoats.
They wish they could be as cool as me with my little red raincoat, but they can’t.
Only I can look this good while drumgasming in a little red raincoat.
I love my little red raincoat and my little red raincoat loves me too.
THE END.
(via nothing-is-beatleproof)
